The best April fool’s jokes are the ones that are serious.
I present to you Amelia Andersdotter (pirate MEP) promoting the construction of a European Death Star:
“I have in fact already devised a plan to become the supreme Chancellor of the European Union.”
Isn’t she awesome? Also, she has a deep understanding of what it means to have power, and be in a leading position.
“…part of the political leadership is to be able to create the institutions that you need in order to achieve your goals.”